In Summary
  • My debtors who have refused to pay up. You will be buried alive under a mountain of gold and all sorts of currency and left to rot there.”

This is a memo from the heavenly recruitment department. Kindly note that following the yearly review of souls, these individuals have been struck off the pages of the book of life:
1. Any business owner planning to force his/her employees to wear Santa suits with cotton wool to act as a beard in the month of December. This is cruel and unusual punishment. All business owners advertising ‘Christmas Offers’ since September are advised to look for their names in the book of death.

2. Anyone throwing things out of taxi windows in 2018. We have reserved a special garbage compartment for you in the kingdom of eternal suffering.
3. Those in the business of causing pain, emotional distress and acute embarrassment with their invasivt>

In Summary
  • My debtors who have refused to pay up. You will be buried alive under a mountain of gold and all sorts of currency and left to rot there.”

This is a memo from the heavenly recruitment department. Kindly note that following the yearly review of souls, these individuals have been struck off the pages of the book of life:
1. Any business owner planning to force his/her employees to wear Santa suits with cotton wool to act as a beard in the month of December. This is cruel and unusual punishment. All business owners advertising ‘Christmas Offers’ since September are advised to look for their names in the book of death.

2. Anyone throwing things out of taxi windows in 2018. We have reserved a special garbage compartment for you in the kingdom of eternal suffering.
3. Those in the business of causing pain, emotional distress and acute embarrassment with their invasivt>

In Summary
  • My debtors who have refused to pay up. You will be buried alive under a mountain of gold and all sorts of currency and left to rot there.”

This is a memo from the heavenly recruitment department. Kindly note that following the yearly review of souls, these individuals have been struck off the pages of the book of life:
1. Any business owner planning to force his/her employees to wear Santa suits with cotton wool to act as a beard in the month of December. This is cruel and unusual punishment. All business owners advertising ‘Christmas Offers’ since September are advised to look for their names in the book of death.

2. Anyone throwing things out of taxi windows in 2018. We have reserved a special garbage compartment for you in the kingdom of eternal suffering.
3. Those in the business of causing pain, emotional distress and acute embarrassment with their invasiv